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OMG! Thank you 4 I loved those after working I need a laugh!
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OMG! Thank you 4 I loved those after working I need a laugh!
glad you got a laugh! they made me laugh too!  |
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=PhlvZuwl_pcOh, my favorite boys on youtube made another video. I can always count on them for a chuckle!
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HERE IS BLUE ON CRACK!!! SHE WAS WRITTEN A NOVEL TO SOME!! lol!!!!
It got down rite chilly over night, good thang we burned that thur trash in the steel drum we found at the dump. it warmed things rite up! kept tellin my nefus inlaws to stop bichin bout the cold an pull some more boards off tha porch an throwum in the fire. stupid city folk, dont carry a crow bar in thur truck, had to use the tire tool to pry up dim boards. once we got a gud fir goin we all backed up ar pickups round the fire to keep er feets warm while we was sleepin in the bed of the pickup. Dumb fat ass sister of mine wouldnt stop fightin with her new man leroy, she was drunker than a baby with a bottle full o moonshine. she was standin up on the bean bags they had to sleep on, pointin her finger in his face and callin him a **** cuz he dont like skeeters, he was hoggin the blanket to keep the skeeters off him and she was pissed, she got a hold of that blanket and pulled and she was right, cuz leroy is a **** cuz they was pullin on that blanket and his weak ass couldnt hold on no longer, she yanked it outta his hands and she went flyin back and surinuf landed her drunk fat ass right in that barrel we was burnin in ta keep warm! she was a screamin and leroy was tryin to pull her out but ya know he is a ****,aint got no strength.we tried to kick the barrel over so she would fall out but we had the pickups so close to the barrel it didnt work, she is still screamin, then we know its gettin bad cuz we start smellin smoked catfish and we hadnt been fishin yet, then I do the only thing I can to save my dumb fat ass sister, I grab my 5 gallon bucket that we use for a toilet and just dump that mix of **** and **** all over her flaming crotch! by that time cousin billy had moved his truck so we pushed the barrel over and get her burnin fat ass out, thur was still some sparks on her ass an i aint got nuthin left but my beer, so i drag her smokin ass over to the pig pen and tell her to roll around till she dont smell smoked catfish no more. Damn I hate family reunions if it aint one **** causin trouble its another. see y'all nex yer!
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funny, funny.... Oh yes, very funny! I wonder what they had to do, to hide that in the water? That was weird looking. |
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that's funny stuff. I like the dead guy and the water was cool too.  |
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« Reply #85 on: December 25, 2008, 06:54:07 am » |
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I wanted to wish everyone a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!  |
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« Reply #86 on: December 25, 2008, 02:56:02 pm » |
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Thank you Sher! Blessings to everyone, have a wonderful holiday! We need to remember to be thankful for the good in our live's today. Here is a candle for all of the victims...
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